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Mad Poster
#2976 Old 28th Dec 2018 at 8:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StrangeTownChick
"Scott, I told you to bathe the dog, not yourself!"


"No, I must wash the dog" he shouted
The radio said, "No, Scott. You are the dog."
And then Scott was a canine.

(If you don't get it, look up DOOM: Repercussions of Evil.)

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Scholar
#2977 Old 31st Dec 2018 at 1:30 AM
"Fire the architect!" [beat] "No, wait..."

A Sim failed to reach the hall of mirrors on SimHampton's latest lot due to inability to climb down the staircase, which seems quite an oversight.

The lot was designed 100% by me.
Mad Poster
#2978 Old 31st Dec 2018 at 3:25 AM
"Y'all, this really isn't viable."
I said it while playing, but not to my sims. I was holding one of my cats (who won't sit in my lap at the computer) to my breast, when her brother came along and decided that we both needed to pay attention to him. So he braces his hind feet on the desk in front of the keyboard, puts his front feet around his sister's neck, and starts chewing her ears. They're both purring, but I can't see big chunks of the screen and have the weight of two cats on one arm.

Ugly is in the heart of the beholder.
(My simblr isSim Media Res . Widespot,Widespot RFD: The Subhood, and Land Grant University are all available here. In case you care.)
#2979 Old 31st Dec 2018 at 3:48 AM
"Jasmine, go and eat, or I will stab you!"
For some reason the staircase in one of my houses is a sim-brain-fart point.

I've got one or two things on MTS, but most of my stuff is on my main site here:
http://simcessories.blogspot.com/
(Now recruiting budding creators.)
Mad Poster
#2980 Old 31st Dec 2018 at 4:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peni Griffin
"Y'all, this really isn't viable."
I said it while playing, but not to my sims. I was holding one of my cats (who won't sit in my lap at the computer) to my breast, when her brother came along and decided that we both needed to pay attention to him. So he braces his hind feet on the desk in front of the keyboard, puts his front feet around his sister's neck, and starts chewing her ears. They're both purring, but I can't see big chunks of the screen and have the weight of two cats on one arm.


That is absolutely adorable, but I feel your pain. XD
Alchemist
#2981 Old 1st Jan 2019 at 2:44 PM
"Well... that's really inconsiderate" - to Sandra Broke, because her husband Dustin just got fired from his job, and went straight to bed. She then comes straight into the room and plays on his electric guitar right next to his side of the bed. Somehow he slept through it

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
Lab Assistant
#2982 Old 2nd Jan 2019 at 2:58 AM
"Yoo what the fuck" to my prettacy founder Almondine Sugar getting pregnant by her equally unique looking, elderly sugar daddy. Ought to be interesting! I see a shotgun wedding in their future.

My simblr
In the name of the Moon, i will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU! ❤️
Instructor
#2983 Old 2nd Jan 2019 at 3:03 AM
"No, please, no more twins..." - got my 2nd couplet of the generation. Doesn't matter if I plan to have one kid per household, the game always messes up with my plans.
Test Subject
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Instructor
#2984 Old 4th Jan 2019 at 1:25 AM
FINALLY IT WAS ABOUT THE TIME I HAD A FANTASTIC PARTY WHEN A COUPLE INVITE A FEW SIMS OF THEM
i always sucks at throwing a party on my sims 2 game, it was boring or worse

even at the birthday party it went good, the twins were growing up from baby to toddlers
it was about time i finally had a good party on my sims 2 game

i know from in the past i sucked at throwing a party, the family's were always fighting especially the siblings of the sims family
the twins from years ago even attacked each other infront of everyone

and the result was: "HORRIBLE" it's also for the first time in like forever (i play sims 2 for almost 10 years now, although i had once a break from almost 1 year when i was like 15 or 16) i throwned a BIRTHDAY party
for just a party or other parties (expect sports) i did that a couple of times though (i once throwned a just a party that looked so much like birthday party but a few years ago i had less/none experience from sims 2 and didn't knew how the cheats worked and i just started playing sims 2 when i only had seasons on my sisters old computer so i guess it was a good start to work with before playing also other things on sims 2, i have now all the EP's)

i also once failed at throwning other parties on sims 2 (or errr wel once? I ALWAYS FAILED AT THROWNING OTHER PARTIES)

i think i played TOO much sims 2, it's now almost 1:30 in my country that i need to go to bed because i have work in the morning
i always have excuses that i slept really bad but in reality i just stayed up pretty late
Mad Poster
#2985 Old 4th Jan 2019 at 4:23 AM
"Oh, so you just got dumped by your fiancee, and you still want a baby? Fine! Here's that weird telescope. Go out and discover brave new worlds!"
After he returns from his UFO journey:
"So you got your fun..not a witch, are you? No..you're pregnant! Good work, Michael. Try explaining THAT to the authorities..in medieval England.."

Receptacle Refugee & Resident Polar Bear
"Get out of my way, young'un, I'm a ninja!"
My downloads of various stuff: https://www.mediafire.com/#myfiles (including funerals!)
Lab Assistant
#2986 Old 5th Jan 2019 at 2:52 AM
"You seriously missed school because you were having a water balloon fight? Well now it makes since you didn't roll the Knowledge Aspiration."

After Alexander Goth missed school. He's a Fortune Sim in my game.
Instructor
#2987 Old 5th Jan 2019 at 1:49 PM
omg haha i had those times kids (especially teenagers) missed school because they were still sleeping in their beds or because they were talking to 1 sim

one day they even had less then 5 at school because they either way wasn't in the mood to do the home work, they didn't finished them on time or because they stayed home all the time

i can laugh about that when i failed sims 2 in the past but a few years ago i was angry because the children were taken to the social worker
Forum Resident
#2988 Old 8th Jan 2019 at 5:54 AM
Sally Riley kept getting distracted by the friend she'd brought home from school and wasn't doing as she was told.

Me: "Will you do as you are told! Don't make me come in there and . . . Wait, what did I just say?! I am not going in there!"
Field Researcher
#2989 Old 8th Jan 2019 at 8:11 PM
"Wait, why do you still want to get married? You're already married!"
*Checks relationship panel*
"Alright, that's weird. Where is your wife?"
*Checks household only in relationship panel*
"Ooookay, she practically doesn't exist! Great! Not."
*Checks the wife's household only in relationship panel*
"Wait, what? Okay, I'm confused."
*Checks family tree*
"Alright, that's still intact... What the heck is going on?!"
*Edits relationships using the Relationship Manipulator from Sim Manipulator*
"There, fixed it - you're married again, woohoo!"
Mad Poster
#2990 Old 9th Jan 2019 at 2:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueAlien
Sally Riley kept getting distracted by the friend she'd brought home from school and wasn't doing as she was told.

Me: "Will you do as you are told! Don't make me come in there and . . . Wait, what did I just say?! I am not going in there!"


How did you make her pay attention to the friend? XD My kids bring them home and ignore them. Why didn't you just not bring him/her home if you didn't want to socialise with them?
Lab Assistant
#2991 Old 10th Jan 2019 at 11:31 PM
Where are you going!!!! She has not become pregnant from you! - I said, escaping Sirius, from the house of the Challenge (100 children). The poor guy, ran away from us with shouts that we invited, but do not give sleep.

It would be a great mix ...
The game hovered, and a piece of Latino songs and a werewolf howl ringed up terribly. (It was like a broken serena ...)
Mad Poster
#2992 Old 14th Jan 2019 at 11:37 PM
Woohoo when the house is burning down now?
Forum Resident
#2993 Old 15th Jan 2019 at 3:22 AM
The game just crashed after I forgot to save for a couple of hours. While looking at the blue screen I said quite a few things but, AFAIK, they are not quite suitable for this forum.
Test Subject
#2994 Old 15th Jan 2019 at 4:45 AM
I've said on numerous occasions.... "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your bitching. It's the next thing in your queue. If you hadn't complained about it, you'd already be doing it!"
Forum Resident
#2995 Old 15th Jan 2019 at 7:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charity
How did you make her pay attention to the friend? XD My kids bring them home and ignore them. Why didn't you just not bring him/her home if you didn't want to socialise with them?


I didn't make her. Friends seem to go to extremes; they either ignore the host completely or totally hog them, constantly queuing actions that take precedence over whatever I've told my Sim to do.

As to why I didn't just not bring him home - well, a) I don't get a choice, and b) I like my kids to bring friends home, but if they have a low need, I want them to stop playing for a minute and attend to it before they wet themselves or I start getting social worker messages accusing me of starving them. In this case, Sally's bladder need was in the red and so was her dad's hygiene (he'd also just got home); I needed her to clear the bathroom before her dad got in there, or she would have had an accident before he was done. But her little friend just kept overruling me with demands to play cops and robbers.
Mad Poster
#2996 Old 16th Jan 2019 at 7:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueAlien
I didn't make her. Friends seem to go to extremes; they either ignore the host completely or totally hog them, constantly queuing actions that take precedence over whatever I've told my Sim to do.

As to why I didn't just not bring him home - well, a) I don't get a choice, and b) I like my kids to bring friends home, but if they have a low need, I want them to stop playing for a minute and attend to it before they wet themselves or I start getting social worker messages accusing me of starving them. In this case, Sally's bladder need was in the red and so was her dad's hygiene (he'd also just got home); I needed her to clear the bathroom before her dad got in there, or she would have had an accident before he was done. But her little friend just kept overruling me with demands to play cops and robbers.


Haha, that remark about just not bringing them home wasn't directed at you; it was directed at a hypothetical sim child. I have Two Jeff's hack that allows me to choose if they come home or not. I wouldn't mind them bringing them home occasionally, but as I said they just ignore the friend and I have to dig them out of wherever they've gone when my sims are going to bed, so someone can tell them to bugger off.
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