One time my legs fell asleep whilst on the toilet and I crashed into a wall and my door, thinking “hey my legs are a lil numb but I can definetly walk!” My muscles disagreed and as I fell I proceeded to squeeze my can of soda, thinking it would save me??? And I just kinda blinked as I slowly slid down the wall and onto the floor. I laughed for like 30 minutes and I don’t know why. It’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me! I didnt get hurt, a bit of a sore ankle!
This is not evenly remotely amusing. And since you keep finding "new" names you want, it won't happen anytime soon either.
Well, my partner and I have a pretty good sense of humor. But if that's not good enough how about this?
You've broken, at the very least, two of your sites "warning" subjects. Probably more, but frankly I don't really care about your extracurricular activities.
I think that's a funny story.
Also, I'm pretty set on my name, thanks! I changed my mind in the span of months. In which one of those days in one of those months you could have used to changethe first username and cleared this entirely.
You didn't and now we're here.
That is a very funny story. Avoidable, which is what makes it so funny. You're giving me a good laugh. Now there are two stories for you.