Some of you have seen this, but those who didn't.



What hilarious or weird patch notes have you encountered?

So funny!

I can't see anything at all, so I have no opinion.

My favorite is one from Crusader Kings 2: "No longer possible to sacrifice same person to Satan multiple times."

This is too easy, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Some of these won't seem very funny to us, but think how they must sound to those who don't even play the game.

Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.
Toddlers can no longer get fleas.
Sims that have been turned into a Ghost will no longer receive an extra diploma.
Fairy children will no longer stretch into adult size when using the “Talk to Plant” interaction.
Child Sims will no longer “Play in Sand” indoors where there is no sand.
Sims can now relax on floor tiles.
The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal. (out of context, this one was always one of my favorites)
Mermaid Children can now take showers.

I dimly remember something like: The bistro will no longer serve pet food to its customers when eating outside.

ETA: And a patch note that cannot be found because this was never fixed: Horse fertilizer does not qualify as an ingredient for certain dishes anymore.

Fix for a freeze that can occur when Sims attempt to clean out bad food from the fridge. (hah, get it? because freeze and fridge? yeah haha)
Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
There are now stricter relationship requirements for WooHooing with Sims in the Sarcophagus
When using the Fire Pit, Sims can no longer roast and eat horse fertilizer

When I was very new to the game, my regard for it went waaay up when I saw the "Try for Baby with the Grim Reaper" note.

But nine years later, and with the last patch now well in the past, apparently I should still pay attention to the notes: Can? Really? I want to, and am going to try it.

Lowkey requesting a kind script modder to bring this back

Another stand-out patch note involves IP's underwater caves:

My personal all-time favorite patch note, however, has to be from ARK: Survival Evolved. From their Dino TLC Update:

"Dinner is ready! And No Timmy, you aren't allowed to go to the table until you think about what you did wrong!". Talk about how some parents can be so strict.