Inspired by the SimGuruGraham thread, here's one for Sims 4 producer Ryan Vaughan. You know the drill.

Staaaahp. We didn't need the first one, did we?

Do I have to come up with a long winded reason about why I don't want to marry Ryan without hurting his feelings in this thread too?

Fine, I'll do it.

Dear Ryan,

You're hot. But the Sims 4 is not exactly making my nethers go a-tingling. Please play the Sims 1 and try to see what made the game popular. Really, just play it. Don't just load it for the sake of mocking the graphics. Play it like you would a game you felt passionate about. Pay attention to the music, the writing and what it allows you to do. Play the fuck out of it. Maybe that'll help inspire something that could benefit the Sims 4.

Sincerely,
Original_Sim

I don't think he's that hot...
Like I wouldn't say 'no' to him but I wouldn't chase him either

I'm expecting disagrees

I don't even know who these people are, but if they're affiliated with EA then it doesn't matter, message is the same for everyone:

I hope you die in a fire.

Sincerely, J. Smith.

More for me!

You can have him, bald and sweaty isn't really my type.

You take that back!

I can't have nobody talkin' shit 'bout mah man!

I think a closed letter to Ryan would be better in that case.

You don't begin an epic hot-and-sweaty love story with a closed letter. Wouldn't you want to scream it out loud for all the world to hear?

Yeah, but being part of the world I don't really want to hear about your bald & sweaty love story.

Please let Justin Bieber never get married nor get old.
No wait! They are just making a game and they are professionals.

Please be pro on whatever you do.
There. Add that.

I find your avatar strangely mesmerizing so you're probably right.

okeylydokeyly!

Dear Ryan,

Do another Sims 1 Live Broadcast. This time, we want to see you play.

Sincerely,
Original_Sim