Hey there mods! *waves*
I created this account a few years back, when I was younger and undoubtedly stupid. Kisses? How 13 year old Twilight fangirl of me! I don't want to kiss the MTS community! If you would, I'd love it if you'd change it to epcarie. Thanks!

Hey there KISSESfromCARIE! *waves back*
As you got older and less stupid, your "observation" skills obviously didn't keep up!
Please read the first post- there is a comedy requirement for username changes.

*gasp* yay! I went to click on my profile and I saw 'TrivialSim'
Thankyou Thankyou! THANKYOU! Everyone so SO much! I owe you everything, now I am seriously considering creating with my new name, I can't thank you all enough! I am so happy, you've made my day! no, my week! Every time I'll come on MTS.
Thankyou so so much!

thank you so much for the name change.

*looks at new username*
*thinks to self: HOLY CRUD IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!*
Thank you very much, kind moderators.

Thank you for the username change!

Thanks

M4RK13, I'm afraid Markie is taken now. If you'd like a different name, just say - your funny is still valid.


That's not very funny, Kabuto.

Then, you won't change it.

I'll retry in 2016, the third time is always good

Can I request that my username be changed to Flutterbeed?

You can ask, but you won't get unless you entertain the admins. Read the first post for details!

Hi

I'd like to change my username to Sweet-Reversal. I use it on other things and it's easier to remember. And maybe I'll get my revenge on that damn Gorilla. We used to run a news-agent's, you know. Then it starting getting all agitated, and one day it just stole my keyboard and I never saw it again. It changed most of my usernames. Stupid Gorilla's. Never trust them with anything.


It was ugly, too.

Once upon a time, many years ago, a young woman called Sarah decided to try this game known as Sims 2. She soon discovered the joys of custom content and stumbled across great sites such as this one. She was fond of using the common derivative of Sadie as her username, but since that was taken she tacked on her birth year to seal the deal. After a period of getting to know the game, she decided to give something back to the community by uploading some simple mods and default replacements, which are still downloaded to this day.

Time passed, things happened. Personal things. Questions about her true identity, that had been buried for most of her life, began to rise to the surface. She disappeared from the Sims community in order to wrestle with these things and its consequences. She has spent much of last year coming to a life-changing decision, getting used to the idea and putting the necessary action into place to make this new goal a reality. Getting used to the idea that she is actually a he.

Since returning to the community, albeit now and then, *he* has realised with horror that maybe using his old name was a mistake, and is faced with the task of updating every instance of his old username across the main forums that he frequents. Especially since his profile is still racking up views, and Sadie doesn't look so good when the gender reads "male".

Since he - since *I* have been turning up here more and more lately, I now find myself in the position where I must request that my name gets changed to Sammy79 (since Sammy's taken :P), if you would be so kind :3

Oh, and I make no apologies for the lack of humour in the story - I could have made it amusing if I really wanted to, but the whole thing's been too exhausting for me to bother :P

Well, there is the rub! I suspect that as you couldn't be bothered then, the Admins may not be bothered!!

Hi I would really like my username changed to 'TweetyBird' (without the apostrophes!) because when I was making an account a mad Bigfoot creature thingy decided it would be funny to make my name 'pommee'. But I was about to change it when I was abducted by aliens and they crammed me into a box cupboard about the size of a pea and then I saw these carrots with legs and I thought I was dreaming. But I looked up and realised I was in the middle of a Christmas dinner. Oops.

(I apologise if I have posted this in the wrong place, I got confused!)

Thanks!

Lovely, thanks for the name change!

That's what you think

Cheers HP, much appreciated :D

Yep, what do I know?!

Last edited by G.O.C. : 5th Mar 2011 at 12:38 PM.

How Car Thieves Lost All Credibility As Serious Criminals

After a beautiful day biking at the beach, my father and sister wheeled back hot and thirsty to the car, looking forward to enjoying their picnic packed into a soft-shelled ice chest in the backseat. Much to their distress, picnic plans were aborted. Upon their return, broken glass was found everywhere - the rear window had been smashed in! My sister panicked, and dove into the passenger side searching frantically for her purse that she left on the floor. My father philosophically told her to calm down, that it was only stuff, while he look relieved at his expensive car radio, still in place. My sister did calm down, as soon as she saw her purse was still there on the floor where she left it. Puzzled by the seeming absence of theft, they went to examine the broken window. Perhaps it had been broken by accident, a stray baseball or some such thing? No such luck. The ice chest was gone.

Yes- someone had come by in mid afternoon, smashed in the rear window, and stolen their lunch.

--OK, i may have embellished the story a bit because I wasnt there, but its essentially true. i thought this story was hilarious, (although my dad didnt when he had to pay for a new window), so hopefully it will amuse others as well

name change request (no caps please): melle

I would like my username to be changed to Jesuslover98.

When i first joined SkR, i knew it was a great online game. It was back then and still is today. Even though SkR is a really long online game that never ever ends and always has something new in it so it's really fun, pretty soon i found that the more i played on SkR the more i hated that great game. So, I have left it for a very old, very boring video game with horrible graphics and has an extremely short story-line (i can beat the whole game 100% in 1 hour). The more i play that game the more i want to beat it again and again. My record for beating that game 100% so far is 2,386 times, and i hope to get up to 100,000 times before i ever get bored and tired of playing it. So, since i've left SkR for that old boring game i have no use for [SkR] to be in my username anymore.

Thank you for reading my request. Have a great day.

A scientist invented a lie-finder machine and wanted to test it out. When his son came home from school, he asked: "Why did you come home late, my son?"
The son replied: "Uh... I went to borrow some books."
The machine detected the lie, grabbed a span and banged the son on the head.
"You see, lying needs a punishment," laughed the scientist with his success. "I never lied when I was young."
The machine immediately kicked him and he flew to the wall.
His wife, who had been cooking in the kitchen, heard noises, and saw her son covering his head in pain. She screamed: "Oh my! Why did you do that dear? He's YOUR son!"
The machine banged the wife with a baseball bat.
...

If you find this funny enough, I'd like my name changed to Blue Sky (space and caps). Thank you. This long name began to annoy me.

I need to request a name change.

I signed up for MTS and TSR when I first joined the Sims community, at that time, I was a bit of a newb and was unaware of the hostility that much of the community bears towards that site. I have been a resident creator at Sailfinsims and the owner of Free Sims Finds for the last year, and have discarded everything else related to TSR including, content I created for them, my subscriptions and everything in my downloads folder. Granted the recent site hackings I no longer want to keep the arelenriel username, in order to ensure the safety of my site and others that I am affiliated with. I want my account to be linked with my Deestar username that I use at all other sites in the community.

Story behind Deestar

When I was born my father was allowed to name me because I am the oldest child of my generation on either side of the family. He made the unfortunate choice to name me after two of his ex girlfriends which my mother and everyone else on her side of the family hated (for good reason- such tactlessness) so my grandfather started calling me his little Deestar. Even years after my grandfather died, the nickname has stuck, and pretty much everyone in my family calls me Deestar, or Dee. I find it really annoying at times because I often get "Twinkle twinkle little star" jokes but at least my first name is not Robin (if you look at my user profile for my IRL info you will understand when you read my last name-my mother always gets Robin Hood jokes)

Dear Powers-That-Be-That-Grant-Name-Changes,
Can I say something here? Or course I can, lol- I hope you let arelenriel change her username to Deestar. She's got a pretty good reason to want to change it.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Was There and Saw What Dee Saw (and believe me, it can't be unseen)

Here goes:
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There once was a girl with a brand new PC,
And this game called 'The Sims 2,' you see.
She played for months in those old neighbourhoods,
Until it all got boring, as she knew it would.

Searching through Google she found with glee,
A site to help jazz up her Sims shopping spree!
Hastily she clicked, and saw the 'join now'
Then filled the form in and took a small bow.

The name she chose was very typical for her,
Through thick and thin it had been her chauffeur.
Now clicking the button to check availability,
Mod The Sims 2 says NO with certain hostiliy!

More and more names she typed and tried,
All of them taken, "Oh no!" she cried.
Desperately she thought up something insane,
"They won't have this one!" she thought in vain.

Not bothering to check if this one was taken,
MizzQue was created, and the girl was all shaken.
Swearing and cursing she punched at her screen,
Wondering if there was a way to fix the unseen.

Checking the MTS2 forum from bottom to top,
At a thread with an enigma she came to a stop.
She looked up member names of all she'd tested,
Not a single one of them was already requested!

So, something funny or amusing would be nice,
She hoped this poetic story would surely suffice.
Made up in a heartbeat with hopes not to decline,
A simple username change to: Session9

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Everytime I tried to "Check Availability" of usernames, it told me they were taken!

Hm, since its March, I think this story would be appropriate...maybe.

Long time ago in a suburbs far far away, my mother called my sister and I into the kitchen. She gave us 5 dollars and told us to go down to the store to procure some eggs. Me and my sister were both excited because this was the time of year when we could get Cadbury Creme Eggs, and thought how generous our mother was for letting us get some this day. As we walked down the street, I kept imagining the Cadbury Egg's sickly sweet creme center dripping down my mouth along with its melting chocolate shell. Once at the store, we bought around 6 of these heavenly treats and gleefully skipped home with our spoils. However, when we got back our mother came to see if we purchased the eggs she needed...she was dismayed to discover instead of a half-dozen real eggs, we bought a half-dozen chocolate ones. She then told us that she needed the eggs to bake fudge brownies for tonight after dinner, but said it was alright and that we would have brownies another time. Feeling incredibly guilty for such a mistake, we told our father the story, and he agreed to donate some money to the cause. Combined with our allowance, we marched right back to the store and bought the precious eggs that our mother desired. That night we had the most delicious brownies evar.

Now, this story has no real bearing on why I want to change my name, but it should suffice since I could not think of anything amusing for Figs, since it's actually a more personal story than really funny. Yes, Figs does sound amusing in it of itself because people think of "fig newtons" in which they shudder in disgust. But I think they're the best damn cookies around...anyways, if Figs was somehow taken in the last 24 hours, then Figgy would be the alternative. Thank you.

p.s. the post above me deserves the name change