caninegoddess, Fennec is taken.
KyleTheArtist, ruffnut is taken.
cricket120, lollipopsim is taken.
We are all trash, Juniper is taken.
Others, yes, I know you requested changes, I don't have time just now.

Thanks Admin people of MTS, now the Voices* are happy with me thanks to you guys!

*Disclaimer- I really don't have Voices in my head, because I am only slightly insane.

Please change my username to:

GeekNProud

ADMINS: This should not cause any confusion since I don't post very often on these forums anyway, and I have absolutely zero creations to date.

I don't know about that. A geek probably would have read the first post.

Wheres your funny story? You have to have one or youll be rejected

Please change my username to Lemon&Lime, or LemonAndLime.

My funny story - Once when I got drunk, my friend wrote "Loser" on my forehead while I was passed out on the sofa. I didn't realise until several hours later, AFTER I had been to the local shop to buy some orange juice to help recover from the hangover xD I can laugh at it now, but then, man I was angry.

Edit: Reason for the namechange is that Figgi was a nickname an ex-boyfriend gave me. He left me for someone else publically and he was my first love, so it kinda hurt a bit. I left the forums for a while after it happened (not really due to him leaving me) but now I'm back I don't like being reminded of him by my username, I have a much kinder boyfriend now who appreciates me more.

You tell it in this thread.

I would like my username changed to Rikachu.

Story:
Sally decide to take a trip to a desert island one day. So, on her first day there, she decided to have a little fun and jump into a volcano. She narrowly missed being incinerated by the volcano's fiery depths by a giant chicken who swooped in and flew her to the moon. While on the moon, a green cat with a mustache and pinnacle asked asked her to tea. She had tea with Mr. Mooncat, who proceeded to attempt hit her in the back of the head with a 2x4, while screaming, "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIME!" (Mr. Mooncat liked to play golf with 2x4s. None of his friends knew why.) Sally had, fortunately, heard him scream and ducked just in time. Mr. Mooncat's minions, the gophers of anti-gravity, then rushed her and tied her down with ropes so she wouldn't be able to move, in the hopes that Mr. Mooncat would actually be able to hit her and use her head for golf. Just then, Mr. Mooncat got a call to come into the office for a meeting, and told his minions to "Just get rid of her." They then proceeded to cover her in whip cream. They started chanting, "Doorknob! Whipped cream! Doorknob! Whipped cream!" (The gophers were a strange bunch.) The giant doorknob of Whippedcreamyness, the gophers' celestial god, then appeared, and ate Sally because of all the delicious whipped cream covering her body. A few days later, the doorknob of Whippedcreamyness regurgitated her (He had a VERY slow metabolism) up because she tasted like cheese (Sally Loved cheese. She ate so much of it she eventually tasted like it), which goes horrible with whipped cream. He then called up the magical flying carpet of Perez Hilton. Perez decided to show her around the world, joy! They visited Paris and ate escargot, Mumbai and saw a Bollywood movie, even Atlantis, to dine with the merpeople! But then, Perez turned on her. "I want your body." Perez said. In a desperate attempt to get free, she jumped off the carpet into the Sahara des(s)ert. She landed in a giant pile of cotton candy, yum! That's when it happens. The sky turns dark, and - What's this? Giant slices of cheese rain from the sky! She is in heaven!

But, that's not all! She then wakes up in her bed at home, no cotton candy, and no cheese. All of it was a dream! She slowly gets out of bed, only to slip on a slice of cheese and hit her face on the doorknob. She retains a black eye, but all is well, because she has a slice of cheese! Unfortunately, she then learns her parents are sending her to Bel-Air.
(Originally a story I had written to respond to a question on Yahoo Answers. I edited it to fit this more. )

I hope that was stupidly funny enough to get my name changed. .

Last edited by RiBlan : 21st Jul 2010 at 08:17 AM.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell, sobbed, and broke-his-plumbob
and Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could jog,
He went to bed and bound his head
With vineger and fresh plumbobs.

I offer this pathetic attempt at Sim-ifying a nursary rhyme in return for changing my username to Lemon&Lime/LemonAndLime.
Hopefully it was so bad it made peoople laugh.

I would like my name changed into BloomsBase instead of Base1980 if possible.
But i am afraid im not much of a storyteller, anything else you want me to do?

Nope, got to have a funny story, sorry!

Hope this one will do...

Male stripper
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .

http://www.modthesims.info/member/Y...redUsernameHere
MyDesiredUsernameHere=Habosang and login without the capital H.

It's time for a makeover.

Why?

I registered with ts3exchange using habosang.
Going to change my tsr account to habosang soon.
My character in AM is Habosang.
My last year TS3 basegame was named habosang.
and moreawesomethanyou has blocked any habosang account. (the usual failed to answer during registering new account)
Just great, except for MTS and I hope that they won't block the name too.


Hatosan has decided to change to Habosang because the name is unique.
But the real story was.. he was going in to deep in gaming, hatosan is a general names for other games except for habosang which is more into Sims.

And I intended to upload a mod I created using habosang instead of hatosan. And of course I need to upload my avatar too.
(Although has been around for more than 9 month with MTS)

A change of 1 username won't hurt anyone

hotasman - 'A change of 1 username won't hurt anyone '. Well, actually, people who didn't post a funny story, and who therefore didn't get their username changed, will feel somewhat left out, perhaps - and will consequently want their username changed with out posting a funny story, nd anyone from then on will request a username change without posting a funny story.

READ THE WHOLE POST!!!

S.T.O.L.E.N.

(it is just possibly one of the most creative usernames, i also made a picture of it)

Secret
Tehnic
Organization for
Lot
Editing and
Neccery creation

(I eaven have a song for it, no seriusly, its in attachments)





I would Like if you could change my name to "by: S.T.O.L.E.N."

thank you

The story:

There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.

He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."

the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"

Last edited by ThEtYrOnEgUy : 19th Aug 2010 at 07:55 AM.

new username: gemmawolf

well, there i was, wishing to find great downloads for the sims 2, when suddenly i was enlightened. "Mod the Sims 2", a site where you can upload, download, chat, browse - custom heaven! i registered right away, but that one problem in my life turned up jsut as i typed in my username - parents...
"have you tidied your room?"
"can you set the table?"
"you've been on that machine too long!"
"dont use that tone with me!!!"
while i was being bombarded with chores and insults my attention span slipped, and i failed to see my fatal mistake before hitting the submit button. only when i couldn't log on did i realise that i had committed a *dun dun duuun*... typo...
and i think you will find from this message that i am still committing th esame crime because my parents are still nagging me to clean my room.

Desired Username Kookas
Reason I created this account several years back, and over several years I developed the username Kookas (it evolved from several previous usernames). I now feel that the username "PwnagePanther" does not suit me (as I am not a 7-year old Counter-Strike kiddie...). I would really appreciate it if it were changed, as it would also help people to find my account here if they might search for it for whatever reason. "Kookas" evolved from the name "kukas" (and has nothing to do with Kookaburras), and I would like to carry it forth here.. it also makes more sense on my profile page, instead of people potentially getting confused by seeing PwnagePanther and also Kookas.

I would understand if you don't feel my story is important enough to justify a name-change. I hope that you will change it, though.

Doesn't have to be important PwnagePanther, just amusing enough to make an Admin chuckle!!

Bonjour,

I would like to change my username and my story is basically that I created this account in 2006 (OMG when I think about it it makes me feel nostalgic but proves I'm loyal to MTS) and "f4shii0n" is actually both "something stupid full of numbers" and "xXx_P1nkEm0Pr1nc355_xXx type crap" so I think you won't deny my request.

Anyways, I'm in need for renewal since I started creating CC and this nickname makes me lose credibility.

My new username should be "BonTemps" as I'm French and I like True Blood and for the fun part, I would say my current username sucks

Thank you in advance.

Hello,

sorry to bother you but can you please change my username to WayBack?

The name Oprah belongs to someone I used to be many years ago. People keep asking me about Oprah Winfrey and I honestly haven't seen a single one of her shows. So I need to explain that Oprah is short of Oprah Noodlemantra, the nick name Johnny Depp used in "Freddy's Death: The Final Nightmare". Then they ask me "Oh, are you a Johnny Depp fan?" And my answer is "No, not anymore." It's time for a change.

Have you noticed how hard it is today to register a new name? All the good ones are already taken and if you don't want to be named KittyPrettyVampireSparkle1876, then you have to be really creative to find a good name that means something to you, is easy to type and remember and doesn't take a half of the forum page.

Anyway, as all this babbling probably doesn't count as a funny story, here is a joke, an old one but I love it:

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a big difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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Have a nice day

Thank you! 8D

I would like to change my username to: TheMasterBuilder
Here's MY story:

It was...eehm...some kind of day...My first day playing Thief II...And there he was, in the last level, Karras, The Master Builder, and already from trailers etc. I was a big fan of him...
Well, I have now 2 reason:
-MastherThief isn't spelled correct
-I'm a huge fan of Karras ^^
Well, I really hope you will agree it.

-The (hopely) future MasterBuilder

Hey everyone,

My story : I was sitting in computer class with my friends, we played on computers is suddenly the face of the exorcist has appeared on the screen. I was very scared, I ran as fast as possible, I'm down the computer and I have broken :[

Edit : Reason for change username @CrazyModels

Enjoy!

Last edited by CrazyModels : 17th Aug 2010 at 04:00 AM.

Crazy Models, you have to read the first post......

I'll change your name out of sympathy for that terrible acid trip, Ri.

ThEtYrOnEgUy is disqualified for being enough of an idjit to discuss piracy in a post specifically intended to be read by the admins.

Go on f4shii0n, funny story. And the same to the rest of you.