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16th Feb 2010, 08:07 AM
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Your mama was a llama and your daddy was Bigfoot. You smell like boot juice. You make Goopy Gils-Garbo look handsome. You smell like you just woohooed with Daniel Pleasant. I think the Grim Reaper wants a word with you... about your face! I fart in your general direction, smell it and giggle. You make even the nicest lot look ugly. Your face depreciates the value of mirrors faster than normal. The last time you tried to get a makeover, it cost more than your whole house. You're so ugly that seeing your face makes my aspiration level drop into the red. Your mama's so stupid, she tried to milk the cow mascot. Your mama's so stupid, she tried to eat the cowplant. Your mama's so ugly, even Goopy rejected her. Your mama's so fat, the cowplant choked on her. Your mama smells so bad even llamas shy away from her. Your mama's so ugly, when she became a plantsim the garden club thought she was a noxious weed. Your mama's so ugly she hangs out with Mrs. Crumplebottom. |
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16th Feb 2010, 09:14 AM
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Amairani
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 These are hilarious, thanks for making my day, I've just woken up and now sit there, re-reading these insults and laughing 
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16th Feb 2010, 04:13 PM
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AlexandraSpears
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Who names their kid Goopy, that's what I want to know! |
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16th Feb 2010, 04:55 PM
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SimMegaptera
Instructor
Join Date: Aug 2009 |
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They didn't! He's Charles Goopworth Emerson Gilscarbo III. They call him Goopy for short. 
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16th Feb 2010, 04:58 PM
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AlexandraSpears
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Goopworth? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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16th Feb 2010, 07:15 PM
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ashleiighbabes_ox
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hehe that gave me a little bit of a chuckle :D |
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the greatest thing you'll ever learn - is just to love & be loved in return. - moulinrouge.<3
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17th Feb 2010, 04:36 AM
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And.... you know this how, exactly? |
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17th Feb 2010, 05:31 AM
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SimMegaptera
Instructor
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I don't know it, I made it up. :P |
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17th Feb 2010, 06:45 AM
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CrazyVivian
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Hah! How do you come up with such hilarity? These are incredible. :D |
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Three equals four. |
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17th Feb 2010, 07:06 AM
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I'm just clever. :D |
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17th Feb 2010, 09:03 AM
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Rectos Dominos
Field Researcher
Join Date: Aug 2009 |
The Eclectic and Enigmatic Energizer also makes a good suicide machine. 
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! |
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17th Feb 2010, 10:06 AM
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Why don't you go use it? (Not directed at you, I just thought I'd build on that.) |
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17th Feb 2010, 06:03 PM
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Rectos Dominos
Field Researcher
Join Date: Aug 2009 |
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Nice  . If you were directing that at me you would be Nervous Subject  .The social bunny visiting somebody he/she doesn't like: Fuck this (hooks them up to the suicide machine) | |
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Last edited by Rectos Dominos : 17th Feb 2010 at 06:14 PM.
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17th Feb 2010, 06:21 PM
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sparrow_from_planet_astos
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Mar 2008 |
i've got one: you're so ugly that when you show your face, the blurr thingy shows up. |
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17th Feb 2010, 06:55 PM
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*high-five* New insult: You're so ugly, you'd never be abducted by aliens. |
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17th Feb 2010, 07:10 PM
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Petchy
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Geez, go grow yourself a Plumbob |
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17th Feb 2010, 07:16 PM
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 PERFECT! I love it!Quote:
A good variant of that would be "I wish I could censor your face"
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17th Feb 2010, 10:25 PM
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cdanon
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Sim mother: Go do your homework and stop being a pain in my aspiration. sim1: check her out, she is pure platinum sim2: Yeah but with the way you smell I bet your on her fears list. sim1: How do you like my new hairdo? sim2: Silly girl, I said get it nouked not nuked. sim1: The headmaster is coming over and wants lobster sim2: scr'w em... sim1: I did, he still wants lobster... ( ok that was in bad taste..sorry) |
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17th Feb 2010, 10:59 PM
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CyberEquus
Test Subject
Join Date: Dec 2009 |
Yo mama so ugly, when she was created she broke all the sliders. Yo mama so ugly, not even the Grim Reaper would date her. Yo mama so fat, she's got her own Neighborhood. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to feed the Llama Bush. |
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17th Feb 2010, 11:31 PM
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Kailacat
Scholar
Join Date: Sep 2009 |
Your mama's so stupid, she lost her Plumbbob Your mama's so ugly, it would take thousands of generations to get the genes out. Where'd you get those clothes, Goopy Gilscarbo's trash can? You're so stupid, even the Social Bunny won't talk to you. Your rep's so bad, they didn't even come up with a name for that level of infamy. (that one was kind of bad) Your mama's so fat, she needs her own size lot |
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) tumblr |
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18th Feb 2010, 02:55 AM
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You, sir/madam, are made of WIN. |
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18th Feb 2010, 02:48 PM
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SimMegaptera
Instructor
Join Date: Aug 2009 |
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I'm a fan, all of my black sim women get their hair Nouked on a regular basis. |
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18th Feb 2010, 09:04 PM
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Petchy
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That's what the Pollinator Said. |
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19th Feb 2010, 01:17 AM
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Blaise Parker
Field Researcher
Join Date: Jul 2008 |
This thread is hilarious. Nouked, not nuked. Too funny. |
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19th Feb 2010, 01:36 AM
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Remisc
Test Subject
Join Date: Dec 2009 |
Your face is on my Fears List. I know, its stupid. :P |
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